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I am comfortable,I am sitting on a
 chair,
 I swing, I
 have no
 luck,
 I fall on my back,
 here
 come out the swear words,
 I get up
 quietly,
 when all of a sudden
 , tear my underwear,
 in addition to
 falling on the floor,
 I find my
 butt in the air,
 no I'm not playing a
 role,
 it's not funny,
 because it
 really happened,
 and I'm embarrassed to tell
 you,
 but if it makes you
 laugh,
 it will make me smile,
 but tell
 you that I've known worse.
 
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